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[thenumberone]

"It's Number One."

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[thenumberone]

Two options, really.

[failed_astrophysics]

Display it or shove it in the basement?

[thenumberone]

I was going to say, "display it above the fireplace in the living room for everyone to see," or, "display it in the basement for only US to see," and leave it up to you.

[failed_astrophysics]

I was thinking more along the lines of keeping it in a corner. Getting the paint off was fun.

[thenumberone]

In a corner. Shoved in the basement?

[failed_astrophysics]

Do you want to display it?

[thenumberone]

No one goes in the basement but us, Chris.

But getting the paint off WAS fun.

[failed_astrophysics]

I know. And it was. I didn't know I could still do that in the shower.

[thenumberone]

I'd like to see you do that again in the shower.

[failed_astrophysics]

Hopefully, I won't pull something.

[thenumberone]

My bigger fear is that we'll slip and break something.

[failed_astrophysics]

You'd probably be fine, I'd be out of commission for weeks.

[thenumberone]

Can you imagine both of us with a broken leg, laid up in bed?

If it's just you, then I'll put a sign up sheet on the network. Make sure you make quota.

[ :D :D :D ]

[failed_astrophysics]

[He's honestly surprised that hasn't happened at some point.]

Imagine explaining it to people? And I'm sure you would.

[thenumberone]

Duplicity Citizens - Aged Captain finds himself in dire need after slipping in the shower unexpectedly. As he likes riding, please find him laid up in bed ready to be ridden. He IS a Boy Scout, so help him earn his merit badges in different customs.

Something like that?

[failed_astrophysics]

I might be offended by "aged", but I'm surprised that you wouldn't take advantage of that whole situation yourself.

[thenumberone]

The fact that you think that I might actually put up an advertisement for you is ridiculous.

[failed_astrophysics]

It'd be more flattering than whatever that finder thing would write.

[thenumberone]

I could write your finder for you.

[failed_astrophysics]

What would you write?

[thenumberone]

I'm not sure how I feel about the question.

[failed_astrophysics]

That's okay, I was just curious.

[His mother always said his questions would get him into trouble someday.]

[thenumberone]

It's like you don't trust me.

[failed_astrophysics]

I always trust you. That's not changing.

[thenumberone]

But you want to know what I'm going to write before I do?