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[thenumberone]

"It's Number One."

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[failed_astrophysics]

It'd be more flattering than whatever that finder thing would write.

[thenumberone]

I could write your finder for you.

[failed_astrophysics]

What would you write?

[thenumberone]

I'm not sure how I feel about the question.

[failed_astrophysics]

That's okay, I was just curious.

[His mother always said his questions would get him into trouble someday.]

[thenumberone]

It's like you don't trust me.

[failed_astrophysics]

I always trust you. That's not changing.

[thenumberone]

But you want to know what I'm going to write before I do?

[failed_astrophysics]

I was wondering, would it be flattering, funny, some combination of both? I don't know what I'd write for yours other than a string of complements.

[thenumberone]

Probably a little of all of it, with a little sex appeal thrown it.

You can't do all compliments, Chris.

[failed_astrophysics]

I'd probably have to work on the phrasing a little, but other than that, why not?

[thenumberone]

For one thing, I'm sure the City would step in and have something to say about it.

[failed_astrophysics]

Maybe. Though the ones they've written for me haven't been too bad. Besides, I don't know what bad things I could say about you, other than I think you left the cap off the toothpaste once.

[thenumberone]

I didn't say you had to say bad things, just add in other things, too.

[failed_astrophysics]

Like that I never knew you were a blonde until we came here?

[thenumberone]

You're never going to let that go, are you?

[failed_astrophysics]

Not in a million years..

[thenumberone]

[ can he hear her eyes fall out of her head after she rolls them? ]

[failed_astrophysics]

[Oh he can imagine.]